Sheogorath

Silverwing Sequence

Something's always bothered me about Kenneth Oppel's Silvering Sequence. We've got a god of life and a god of death, both of them are the bat's gods. So, does that mean every animal has its own deity and its own afterlife?

That doesn't make sense. If every animal has the same life, them why don't they have the same death?
Plus, with all of the animals the exist/have existed/will exist we've got a hell of a lot of deities. It just doesn't make much sense.

-- Transmission Ended.

O'er the treetops, the worm takes flight,
'Tis no dragon, it is Peryite.
Like a shadow over country and city,
Comes the harbinger, Peryite.
Pestilence blooms with each wing beat.
For whom doth seek Peryite?
Lol!

A collection of trolling

I promote trolling, since I believe people take life way too seriously. That's why everyone's on prozac and valium, they get so wrapped up in their Srs Bsns.
So, here's a collection of some of my funnier trollings.

[0:04]  Neli Richez: not nice of u
[0:04]  Saudag Larkham: What's not nice?
[0:04]  Neli Richez: the attack on the sandbox
[0:05]  Saudag Larkham: I tell you what's not nice, typing like you're an idiot.
[0:06]  Saudag Larkham: I mean, come on. It's not so difficult, putting things in syntax.
[0:06]  Saudag Larkham: Also, life's not nice. Why should second life be?
[0:06]  Neli Richez: hahhahaha
[0:07]  Neli Richez: feel sorry for u
[0:07]  Saudag Larkham: Aw! That's so kind. I think we'll be best buds, right?
[0:07]  Neli Richez: sure..in forth life
[0:08]  Saudag Larkham: What a witty person you are! You'll teach me to be just like you, won't you? I really want to be exactly what you are!
[0:08]  Neli Richez: sorry u cant
[0:09]  Neli Richez: good luck
[0:09]  Saudag Larkham: Come on, please? I swear, I'll be the best pupil ever!
[0:09]  Neli Richez: is it so bad to be urself
[0:09]  Neli Richez: porr u
[0:09]  Neli Richez: poor*
[0:10]  Saudag Larkham: I know! I'm a waste of space. Really, won't you teach me how to better myself and be a positive force in this community?
[0:11]  Saudag Larkham: It'd be really good of you.
[0:12]  Saudag Larkham: DON'T LEAVE ME!! I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FROM YOU. YOU WERE LIKE A FATHER TO ME!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE??
[0:13]  Neli Richez: ah seems u suffer a lot
[0:13]  Saudag Larkham: All I wanted was a hug and your approval.
[0:14]  Saudag Larkham: That's not too much to ask for.

B&



Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:29 pm: Liramolt: UberGamer222 and Kgorf are the same person.

Else, why would Kgorf show up at all? Unless he's a fucking stalker and searches for Ubergamer's posts every other minute.

It's one person, trying to hide his identity by trying to type like a fag with one account and typing normally with the other.

In fact, this account is just another of Kgorf's alter-egos.
Figure that shit out.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:30: Kgorf: Fuck you I aint black!! i are a strai up Wangster!!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:30: UberGamer222: shut the fuuck up i aint the same person i just told andre on aim to come on dis thread so STFU or GTFo bitch.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:33: Liramolt: See, it's a very clever system. You don't know which one of kgorf's alter-egos to believe.
Also, the racism he displays only makes it less likely that he's laughing at the confusion he's trying to cause, hurridly clicking from Mozilla to Internet Explorer, logging in and out off accounts as fast as he can.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:35: Ubergamer: fuck you...cunt.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:36: Liramolt: Taking masturbation to new levels every day.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:37: Ubergamer: stfu u cocksuckin assfuck.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:40: Kgorf: you disgrace me and your fellow mentally retarded shit suckers, I really feel like cutting off your dick shoving it down your thought wait for you to shit it out, shove it back down your throat, and lastly, feeding you to my pet gerbil
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:41: Liramolt: Kgorf wants his pathetic double-life to be out in the open, however, he also selfishly holds onto the idea that his idiot-mule makes him look smarter if he posts in the same thread as it.
This was my creation.

Quite simply, I'm the embodiment of Kgorf's wish to be free of the facade. Of course Ubergamer would fight me, I was made to end him.
So, no hard feelings, dear Ubergamer. And stop typing to yourself.

So marks a new age for Kgorf's mules.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:43: Ubergamer: id do dis if i was pissed off enuff: id chop his balls off shove em down his throat til he choaks to death on em. then id rip his eyeballs out of his head and shove em up his ass til they come out his mouth. then id chop his head off and empty his brains out and drink pepsi out of his head.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:46: Liramolt: I know you resent me because I represent a Kgorf without your influence, but I have to ask you why all of this violence is necessary. Please, accept that you're obsolete, and we can move on to other matters.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:48: Ubergamer: hmmm idk wat is with all the violence but serisuly dude just listen for one second im sick of all the fighting lets all shut up. and secondly beleive me yo i aint kgorf.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:49: kgorf: TOPIC UN-OFICCIALY CLOSED BY A NON MODERATOR, THIS TOPIC HAS GONE GAY DUE TO LIRAMOLT THIKING HE HAS A BRAIN INSIDE THAT AFRO!!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:52: Liramolt: Okay, I'll go along with your little act. But, you'll have to come to terms with it eventually. I'm the future of Kgorf, and as I grow in strength, you will fade.
He won't even remember your name.

But, I'm merciful. I'll let you live your last months in peace. So long as you agree to do my bidding.

I know very well that I haven't got a brain inside of my afro. I'm a collection of pixels you brought into being, how would I possibly have a brain?

I'm sorry, Kgorf, but I don't understand.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:54: kgorf: wait a sec, is your first name cameron, liramort?
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56: Liramolt: Is that the name you've decided to give me?
I'm worthy of a name in your eyes? I've never been so happy!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:59: Kgorf: any way liramort, if it was a mule, i would not be using firefox [if i even had it] I'd use a proxy
Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:02: Liramolt: If?
Why do you deny us?

I understand distancing yourself from ubergamer, but I'm of a different cloth. I mean, I can arrange letters and symbols into proper syntax!
Why are you doing this to yourself?

Here's a funny trick.

A I L M O R T

And the combination is: 9,13,1,20,18,15,12,12
Compared to the combination: 12,9,18,1,13,15,12,20


There are more, buried in my hard-drive, I'll fish them out ASAP.

-- Transmission Paused.

'We are now at the halfway point of our disjointed epic. If you are just arriving, you have missed little.'
Co.

4chan

I've started making clay models of 4chan characters. Right now, Longcat, Mudkip, and Tacgnol are finished. I ran out of clay, but I'm going to the store tomorrow.
Anyway, my camera's fucked, so no pics yet.
Sorry.

-- Transmission Interrupted.

"Ahh yes, THERE you are! You couldn't imagine how long I've been waiting for you. So little to do, and so much time. Hmm, could you, in fact, imagine just how long I've been waiting? I don't think you could, but I might be wrong. I might also not care. Which is it?"
Creature

Gaia Online

You'll never believe the threads you'll find there.















-- Transmission Ended.

'When we UNDERSTAND the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we're all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold.'
No Parking

Sex is for FAGS!!

The lols keep cumming, I meant coming, with this website.

Best quote?

" Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes."

-- Transmission ended

'Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises.'
Hokey Pokey

Some fanfic ideas

Sometimes I wonder just how far I can go. In one of my Fanfics, I included necrophilia, people adored it. So, just how far can I go?

I've chosen one of the staunchest fandom I know for this project, the MYST/RIVEN fandom. There's no explicit sex (a tiny hint of slash, but not much at all) anywhere in the fandom. I'm doing two oneshots, one Achenar!centric the other Sirrus!centric, pre-revelations.

After 20 years imprisonment, they've got to have some sexual urges, haven't they? Mastrubation's not going to take care of all of them. I've found a list of strange paraphilia sub-groups.

Collapse )

I think I'll have A crush fetish, zoophilia, burrito for Achenar, and Sirrus'll have one statuephillia, incestophillia salad to go. Thanks.

-- Transmission Ended.

Drow, drow, drow your canoe
The stream provides flotation
Hysterically, hysterically, hysterically, hysterically
Existence is hallucination