Madcraze The Unspeakable

Something's always bothered me about Kenneth Oppel's Silvering Sequence. We've got a god of life and a god of death, both of them are the bat's gods. So, does that mean every animal has its own deity and its own afterlife?

That doesn't make sense. If every animal has the same life, them why don't they have the same death?
Plus, with all of the animals the exist/have existed/will exist we've got a hell of a lot of deities. It just doesn't make much sense.

-- Transmission Ended.

O'er the treetops, the worm takes flight,
'Tis no dragon, it is Peryite.
Like a shadow over country and city,
Comes the harbinger, Peryite.
Pestilence blooms with each wing beat.
For whom doth seek Peryite?

I promote trolling, since I believe people take life way too seriously. That's why everyone's on prozac and valium, they get so wrapped up in their Srs Bsns.
So, here's a collection of some of my funnier trollings.

[0:04]  Neli Richez: not nice of u
[0:04]  Saudag Larkham: What's not nice?
[0:04]  Neli Richez: the attack on the sandbox
[0:05]  Saudag Larkham: I tell you what's not nice, typing like you're an idiot.
[0:06]  Saudag Larkham: I mean, come on. It's not so difficult, putting things in syntax.
[0:06]  Saudag Larkham: Also, life's not nice. Why should second life be?
[0:06]  Neli Richez: hahhahaha
[0:07]  Neli Richez: feel sorry for u
[0:07]  Saudag Larkham: Aw! That's so kind. I think we'll be best buds, right?
[0:07]  Neli Richez: sure..in forth life
[0:08]  Saudag Larkham: What a witty person you are! You'll teach me to be just like you, won't you? I really want to be exactly what you are!
[0:08]  Neli Richez: sorry u cant
[0:09]  Neli Richez: good luck
[0:09]  Saudag Larkham: Come on, please? I swear, I'll be the best pupil ever!
[0:09]  Neli Richez: is it so bad to be urself
[0:09]  Neli Richez: porr u
[0:09]  Neli Richez: poor*
[0:10]  Saudag Larkham: I know! I'm a waste of space. Really, won't you teach me how to better myself and be a positive force in this community?
[0:11]  Saudag Larkham: It'd be really good of you.
[0:12]  Saudag Larkham: DON'T LEAVE ME!! I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FROM YOU. YOU WERE LIKE A FATHER TO ME!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE??
[0:13]  Neli Richez: ah seems u suffer a lot
[0:13]  Saudag Larkham: All I wanted was a hug and your approval.
[0:14]  Saudag Larkham: That's not too much to ask for.

B&



Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:29 pm: Liramolt: UberGamer222 and Kgorf are the same person.

Else, why would Kgorf show up at all? Unless he's a fucking stalker and searches for Ubergamer's posts every other minute.

It's one person, trying to hide his identity by trying to type like a fag with one account and typing normally with the other.

In fact, this account is just another of Kgorf's alter-egos.
Figure that shit out.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:30: Kgorf: Fuck you I aint black!! i are a strai up Wangster!!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:30: UberGamer222: shut the fuuck up i aint the same person i just told andre on aim to come on dis thread so STFU or GTFo bitch.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:33: Liramolt: See, it's a very clever system. You don't know which one of kgorf's alter-egos to believe.
Also, the racism he displays only makes it less likely that he's laughing at the confusion he's trying to cause, hurridly clicking from Mozilla to Internet Explorer, logging in and out off accounts as fast as he can.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:35: Ubergamer: fuck you...cunt.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:36: Liramolt: Taking masturbation to new levels every day.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:37: Ubergamer: stfu u cocksuckin assfuck.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:40: Kgorf: you disgrace me and your fellow mentally retarded shit suckers, I really feel like cutting off your dick shoving it down your thought wait for you to shit it out, shove it back down your throat, and lastly, feeding you to my pet gerbil
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:41: Liramolt: Kgorf wants his pathetic double-life to be out in the open, however, he also selfishly holds onto the idea that his idiot-mule makes him look smarter if he posts in the same thread as it.
This was my creation.

Quite simply, I'm the embodiment of Kgorf's wish to be free of the facade. Of course Ubergamer would fight me, I was made to end him.
So, no hard feelings, dear Ubergamer. And stop typing to yourself.

So marks a new age for Kgorf's mules.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:43: Ubergamer: id do dis if i was pissed off enuff: id chop his balls off shove em down his throat til he choaks to death on em. then id rip his eyeballs out of his head and shove em up his ass til they come out his mouth. then id chop his head off and empty his brains out and drink pepsi out of his head.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:46: Liramolt: I know you resent me because I represent a Kgorf without your influence, but I have to ask you why all of this violence is necessary. Please, accept that you're obsolete, and we can move on to other matters.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:48: Ubergamer: hmmm idk wat is with all the violence but serisuly dude just listen for one second im sick of all the fighting lets all shut up. and secondly beleive me yo i aint kgorf.
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:49: kgorf: TOPIC UN-OFICCIALY CLOSED BY A NON MODERATOR, THIS TOPIC HAS GONE GAY DUE TO LIRAMOLT THIKING HE HAS A BRAIN INSIDE THAT AFRO!!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:52: Liramolt: Okay, I'll go along with your little act. But, you'll have to come to terms with it eventually. I'm the future of Kgorf, and as I grow in strength, you will fade.
He won't even remember your name.

But, I'm merciful. I'll let you live your last months in peace. So long as you agree to do my bidding.

I know very well that I haven't got a brain inside of my afro. I'm a collection of pixels you brought into being, how would I possibly have a brain?

I'm sorry, Kgorf, but I don't understand.

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:54: kgorf: wait a sec, is your first name cameron, liramort?
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56: Liramolt: Is that the name you've decided to give me?
I'm worthy of a name in your eyes? I've never been so happy!
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:59: Kgorf: any way liramort, if it was a mule, i would not be using firefox [if i even had it] I'd use a proxy
Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:02: Liramolt: If?
Why do you deny us?

I understand distancing yourself from ubergamer, but I'm of a different cloth. I mean, I can arrange letters and symbols into proper syntax!
Why are you doing this to yourself?

Here's a funny trick.

A I L M O R T

And the combination is: 9,13,1,20,18,15,12,12
Compared to the combination: 12,9,18,1,13,15,12,20


There are more, buried in my hard-drive, I'll fish them out ASAP.

-- Transmission Paused.

'We are now at the halfway point of our disjointed epic. If you are just arriving, you have missed little.'

I've started making clay models of 4chan characters. Right now, Longcat, Mudkip, and Tacgnol are finished. I ran out of clay, but I'm going to the store tomorrow.
Anyway, my camera's fucked, so no pics yet.
Sorry.

-- Transmission Interrupted.

"Ahh yes, THERE you are! You couldn't imagine how long I've been waiting for you. So little to do, and so much time. Hmm, could you, in fact, imagine just how long I've been waiting? I don't think you could, but I might be wrong. I might also not care. Which is it?"

You'll never believe the threads you'll find there.















-- Transmission Ended.

'When we UNDERSTAND the events that occur to us, the events become history. History is understanding. Otherwise we're all just dumb animals trying to get in out of the cold.'

The lols keep cumming, I meant coming, with this website.

Best quote?

" Catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes."

-- Transmission ended

'Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises.'

From Maxim, the linkage.

I just wonder if they can reverse the rectal-cranial inversion.

-- Transmission Ended.

'It shames my race that we must be judged by the works of such lack-wit blunderers.'

OH FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
Look, the terrible website of Masturbation Horror Stories.

I'm putting some into squick!fics, yes I am.

-- Transmission ended

'Be resolute, fear no sacrifice and surmount every difficulty to win victory.'

Sometimes I wonder just how far I can go. In one of my Fanfics, I included necrophilia, people adored it. So, just how far can I go?

I've chosen one of the staunchest fandom I know for this project, the MYST/RIVEN fandom. There's no explicit sex (a tiny hint of slash, but not much at all) anywhere in the fandom. I'm doing two oneshots, one Achenar!centric the other Sirrus!centric, pre-revelations.

After 20 years imprisonment, they've got to have some sexual urges, haven't they? Mastrubation's not going to take care of all of them. I've found a list of strange paraphilia sub-groups.


I think I'll have A crush fetish, zoophilia, burrito for Achenar, and Sirrus'll have one statuephillia, incestophillia salad to go. Thanks.

-- Transmission Ended.

Drow, drow, drow your canoe
The stream provides flotation
Hysterically, hysterically, hysterically, hysterically
Existence is hallucination

I need some info on the pro-ana mia community, but most of the comms here aren't open, so I'm kind of screwed here.

I'm not dead.

Hey, here's some random drawings I've done over the months I've spent out of Big Spring.

I was supposed to be working on my latest Morrowind MOD, but I decided to whore livejournal for a bit. I found pervymonk's transgendered rant and decided that her rant deserved a better thought out reply besides "OMG tats liek no fare!", 'cause she's cool like that. Well my post turned out to be way too long. ^____^;;;

Becoming a transgendered person takes a beautiful amount of courage, think about it. Would you cut off your penis or carve out your vagina on a whim? Unless you're really screwed up, the answer is no. Those that choose to do so have wanted that for a long time. Almost their entire lives.

Some can say that it's an extreme body modification, which I disagree with since no one identifies with a tattoo on such a deep level, and that if we allow tattooing and Prince Alberts, then we should also allow surgery for--

You know, I'll come back to this in a day or two, I've really got some stuff to do on that MOD and it's driving me insane.

--Transmission interupted.
"

Look you
You too uptight, you know
You could laugh and kick it back and go (wheee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all de time
Fly away from city on de run
Try to make a little fun

Look you
Come to de bungalow
African't you tell me told you so
Don't you love de bumping of de drum
Make you shake until de bum go numb
Let de bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop

Forget all your troubles and go with the flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke
And then forget about the yellow from the colorful man
Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan. "

Disclaimer: I know this will make me sound as though I don't like Oppel or his works. I'm a fan, I just have to rip on everything I like and point out its flaws. If I didn't, it'd be all cheerful and dull.


Goth and Shade in Kenneth Oppel's Silverwing Sequence are very, very gay for each other. Now, mind, it's a very deranged, bondage kind of gayness, but it's there. So, to prove my point, I've made this little jewel: a collection of ambiguously gay happenings in all three books. Though, right now I only have Silverwing and Sunwing with me. Firewing's buried under some clothes in my closet and I can't, for the life of me, find the damn thing.

Wet Dreams

•   "Dreaming again: And this time, Shade was caught in his claws, pinned to the ground. 'I will eat your beating heart,' Goth told him (Oppel 26)."

Now, we all know the relationship between goth and emo kids, the strained second cousin sort of thing, but I was never expecting to see the same kind of thing between Goth and emo. I mean, the whole "stab my heart because I love you too much" goes far into emo territory, so it could also be found within a goth and Goth. But, since Goth is neither goth or emo, this wouldn't stand up very well.
The "again" is a little misleading, he had a series of dreams, but only one of them had Shade in them.
Still, I think this is a wet dream. (I love how this turned out, ^____^).

• "He'd seen Goth ablaze with lightning, spiraling lifelessly down through the clouds-- and somehow never doubted he'd survive. All those times he'd argued with Marina and insisted Goth was dead, he secretly knew he was lying. His dreams had known the truth all along (Oppel 84)."

We tend to obsess about people who have impressed or intimidated us, which is why I think Davey Jones in POTC: DMC (Laziness abound!) is the sexiest squid-faced humanoid of the seas. Now, I'm not too wound up into his slimy tentacles to dream about him, but I'm sure that out there somewhere some fangirl has just had a nocturnal emission about her darling OC and the untalented but sexy Orlando Bloom. I'm also sure that, with Shade's adolescent hormones making a damn mess everywhere (literally), there have been a few dreams that involved Goth and a little bit of... something.
Foxtrot-- ehm.

Physical Attraction

• "Shade's legs trembled, and he tensed his exhausted muscles to still them. A drop sweat snaked through his fur and into one eye. He tried to lie to himself it was just another bad dream, but he knew this was real, and there'd be no easy escape by jerking himself out  of sleep (Oppel 86)."

See?!
SEE!
Si!!

• "All was confusion, a seething mass of limbs and wings. Goth was on top of him, in top of all of them...(Oppel 115)"

Okay, this is taken waaaay out of context, but it was just too fun. Who wouldn't want to see an orgy scene in a book?
Besides the author, I mean. ^___^;;;

• "Of course [Goth] had survived; Shade was beginning to think he was immortal. 'Goth,' he whispered (Oppel 212)."
• "Shade struggled free from under Goth's body, but could hear a low, ominous gurgle from his throat. Not dead, never dead (Oppel 282)"
• "A clump of dead leaves whirled in the air, and became Goth, spreading his wings toward him. (Oppel 156)"

Don't we see celebrities, characters in a game, etc. as being immortal when we adore them? So, with a bit of a stretch, Shade seeing Goth as immortal == obsession. His age supplies the attraction through hormones.
He's also seen throughout the sequence as a curious kid. He questioned even a god (Bad Idea), so homosexual curiosity isn't too far off.

• "Somehow [Goth] known instinctively it must be he, the same malformed troublemaker who had dogged him with bad luck since they'd first met. A world of mischief packed into a runt's body... (Oppel 277)"

Here's more of the same, except it's from Goth. In most cultures there's a trickster god, in Goth's head that slot is taken up by Shade.

• "A huge weight struck [Shade] in the chest, and he was slammed back against the stone, straddled by two powerful claws, one on each wing. Goth's searing breath poured down upon him. 'I knew it was you,' said Goth (Oppel 280)."
• "Shade feinted  and rolled, keeping Goth at bay with sound, but the cannibal was steadily driving him back toward the wall. (Oppel 283)"

There's nothing to be said, really. But I never thought of Shade as a uke... well. I guess that'll be another post. Kekeke.

Original Research. a.k.a. Fangirling.

At the end of Sunwing, Shade, who is just barely out of adolescence is Marina's mate, but Goth, an older bat, never mentions his missus. In fact in Firewing, Zotz has to practically force a mate onto him. Now, before you give me some crap about "He hasn't found the right one", "OMG Hes liek totaly no ta gay faggut, u lesbo. stfu, dumas", "It's against nature, Goth can't be gay! God says NOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!", "A walrus with a top hat", "Can I have some cash? I swear, I'll pay you back.", or anything like this, check this book out: (can't find it, I'm sure it's just buried in my closet).

There's been some scientific research that bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any other mammal so it's very probable that Goth was gay.

Maybe the whole Vapyrum Spectrum Royal Family (I Love All Caps Yes I DOOO) is gay. We know that Goth's currently nameless father was killed and we also know that foxtrot-- I mean, it takes a male and a female to make a baby. Goth is living(kinda) proof that there was a Queen Vapyrum somewhere along the line, so where is the Dowager Queen during Sunwing?
We never hear about her.

I'm starting to think that the Royal Family male members kill off the females once they have a kid. Why else would Zotz send the one bat that supervised the tunnel work? If he meant her to stay up there for any amount of time, he'd have to deal with a power struggle for her empty position. Then, when she eventually dies/is killed again, there'll be another power struggle. A godmind would think about this. Maybe he thinks she won't be up there for very long, not long enough for her absense to be missed.

While we're on the subject of the mines, what's Zotz going to do with that hole in the sky? Has he discontinued  the digging?  What's he going to do with all the bats that worked in them? WTF??

Zotz: Okay, Listen up!
Miner Bats: ??
Zotz: You're all free now. Enjoy death.
Miner Bats: !???
Zotz: Yeah. And, all you guards with black teeth, we have a dentistry opening. I'm sure they can hook you up with Crest White strips.

Zotz has said that he killed Nocturna thousands of years ago. In that time, a lot of solar eclipses must have taken place and every time, he is left stuck in the Underworld. I'd say go with the tunnel, it seems to be a lot more reliable.

Now, let's move on to--

--Transmission interrupted.

" Mind aflame, loin afire, illicit pleasure to seek
From under the bed, Lord Sanguine doth peek
To inspire perversions in the wild and meek
Tales of taboos of which virgins blush to speak
The wild rose blooms, perfumes in the burbling creek
The petals, the stem, and the thorns’ painful preek"

--Transmission ended

"it’s nice to think you’d easily recognize
a raving lunatic with your myopic eyes
his hair is all askew, possessions in bags,
he’s draped in chains or festooned in rags
peering in too clearly is a dangerous task
you don’t know what is behind the mask

the smiling man on the street moving in your direction
might be wanting your teeth for his molar collection
you trust your spare key to the sweet lady next door
never suspecting a thing ‘til your blood’s on the floor
the fine merchant, those cute kids, that pair of newlyweds,
you’d be filled with pure horror if you looked in their heads

so, some say i choose this form to put you at ease
with middle class formalities, thank you and please,
others say it’s symbolic, though my bank has no walls
and there’s no penalty for early mental withdrawals"

--Transmission ended

"Lips can be equipt if you'll pardon my quips to be ships, can be flips, can be drips, can be cracked whips, can be teasy strips, can be firm hips ... oh, dear, better keep from getting naughty ... can be salty chips, can be cheese dips ... oh, now I'm hungry ..."

--Transmission Ended

" Ot tup eht eslaf dog no lairt
Si nosaer, dna ton nosaert
Tub rof slatrom ot egduj eht enivid
Neve fi no reH ym noinipo sedivid
Si eht yrev tsehgieh fo ssendam
Hcihw I nac ekamnu sa ti si edam."

So, since I've been ignoring all things Livejournal, I decided to give y'all a sketch of Cthulhu I made this morning.


--Transmission Ended

" It’s a funhouse, a madhouse, a palace of magical sin
But beware you leave nothing behind
For if you go back through the way you came in
The Dam Dog will swallow your mind."

Silverwing, AU, rated T. Slashing Goth and Shade. I'm really sorry, Kenneth Oppel. (No, I'm not. >_> <_<)
No pages are completely done, but four are sketched out and almost inked all the way. I'm just being lazy with a few panels.

This has been pushed to the side for now. 4/15

--Transmission ended

" First thing in the morning, M. Bal likes to slay
A random principality, that's how he starts his day.
Then he does his stretches, and if he's feeling wrath,
He'll make someone's guts explode, then he has his bath.
For breakfast, he has tea and jam, listening for the news
Of the temple that collapsed, people kneeling in the pews.
After lightning strikes in Elsweyr and floods in Daggerfall,
An inferno in Solitude, why, then, does Molag Bal
Take a break before smashing more with a deafening crunch?
No, he's a busy Daedroth, so he takes a working lunch.
All afternoon and evening, it's kill and kill and kill
And kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill, until
He finds the day's last victim, it's always good to view
The last one to annihilate today, and today that one is you."

EBE, the adventures of two ambigiously gay aliens on earth.

Two Fingers and the Macro Orchid, random shit. Sometimes literally.

--Transmission ended

" i Myself hAve Never visiTEd aetherius, nor have any of you, but Legend has it that it’s a LANd where logiC and Reason reign Under a Xiphoid sky."

Morrowind, rated M. Explores two women's feelings as they fall for each other.

Characters: one Khajjit slave, one slave trader. (kinkeh...)

Oblivion, rated M. Mankar Camoran's childhood to his death.

Characters: Mankar Camoran (eh, duh), Kaalys, Ruma Camoran, Raven Camoran.

The Suffering, rated M. Hermes Haight's POV during the basement fight.

Characters: Torque, Hermes.

The Suffering, rated M. Horace's background story.

Characters: Horace, Horace's wife, Hermes.

The Suffering, rated M. Dr. Killjoy's background story.

Charactes: Killjoy.

--Transmission

" Impossibility, probability, likelihood, and odds
When one is considering the killing of gods
As the recipe says, firstly, when making a pie
Create a new world, the old one must die
When fourteen have come, then comes the Insider
To stoke the hearth's flame, and thou, deicider,
Can slaughter us all, cut our throats like mere swine,
And drink deep of the blood of that which was divine."